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March 28, 2005 - HART’s Physical

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  • I already pee’d before getting to the doctors’ office, because nobody told me I was supposed to NOT pee, and then come pee into a bottle.
  • I weigh in
  • My blood pressure test was a little high, maybe about something over 140….
  • I believe I passed all of the tests like.. “put left finger on nose” and “put right finger on nose”, and other tests like the “leg kicks up after being smashed with a hammer” test….
  • Dr. G. proceeds to check my prostate i.e. gets VERY personal “up front”, asking me to cough while he is feeling me up ~~
  • Dr. G. then asks me to rollover and proceeds to get even MORE personal where the sun don’t shine ~~
  • HART doesn’t like that part too much … and being tense and all, makes Dr. G’s test unsuccessful

    • So, Dr. G. gets out his pad of paper, and starts to write out a series of blood tests that I am required to take, a total of 19 sets of initials that I don’t understand. Because there were problems with the last test, he hands me a ‘care package’ and instructs me to take 3 separate stool samples before going down to take the blood tests.

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